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Embarrassing that someone would actually spend time doing this. Even more embarrassing that they'd show it to others.

              Jaki T., Manchester UK - Certified Reviewer with 21,492 reviews

 

While I can appreciate the earnest effort that goes into a personal hobby that, frankly, seems to have taken over and become obsessive, I'm going to stick to things recommended by the New York Times and Oprah and the like.

              Tizz F., Newark USA - Certified Reviewer with 4,903 reviews

 

The journal factory explodes and here we are. Make some friends and get a life.

              Ograd W., St. Petersburg Russia - Certified Reviewer with 86,214 reviews

 

Couldn't really get into this. Didn't know where to start or finish so I pretty much didn't do either. I'm afraid it doesn't fall into any category of anything I know. Which may be my deficiency but I've read a lot of different stuff from a lot of different kinds of people from a lot of different times. But that obviously doesn't mean I know it all.

               Seo-ho L., Ryŏdo DPRK - Certified Reviewer with 17,338 reviews

 

Doesn't really seem to be saying anything and it's not saying anything in obtuse and alienating ways. No one has the time for this kind of not-saying.

              Abduli Q., Uyayna KSA - Certified Reviewer with 65,041 reviews

 

The author seems to be out of touch with the current. Times have changed and it strikes me that the author's a bit lost and doesn't know what to do. So they're writing. I guess it's better than engaging in violence. Thanks for that.

              Blanca S., Guate Guatemala - Certified Reviewer with 108,255 reviews

 

There's a peculiar quality of arrogance and misanthropy that runs through the work that's very off-putting. Some compassion, grace, and self-criticism would go a long way. And a ruthless editor. And maybe pay attention to what else is out there now that's really really good.

              Dnyaneshwara D., Varanasi India - Certified Reviewer with 37,227 reviews

 

The author clearly lives entirely in their own messed up head and not only doesn't want to get out but at this point probably can't.

              Li W., Chengdu China - Certified Reviewer with 473,932 reviews

 

An incoherent rambling illogical vomit. Sorry - I know that's not nice but it's true. Just want to save others from wasting their time.

              Merveille A., Kinshasa DRC - Certified Reviewer with 111,638 reviews

 

Another over-educated wanksta who was told way too early and for far too long they had talent by delusional and doting parents.

              Olafa L., Stavanger Kingdom of Norway - Certified Reviewer with 8,291,003 reviews

 

Whatever the author's intentions are - and it's hardly clear to me - humans are pretty unanimous in wanting to hear stories about us told in ways that are entertaining, build bridges with the audience, and - despite including the more challenging and tragic aspects of existence - trying in some important ways to bring hope, light, and compassion to our lives.

              Sofia P., Porto Alegre Brazil - Certified Reviewer with 29,975 reviews

 

OK. So the author's divided themselves into 13 personalities and they're cycling through them dumping different personas and voices into each. Neat idea I guess. But the craft is in the execution ... the craft is in being able to communicate the idea coherently to people ... the craft is in constructing meaning for people ... the craft is working recognizably in a tradition to enable communication ... n'est pas?!

              Jill J., Alice Australia - Certified Reviewer with 8,439 reviews

 

Don't waste your time. More than ever we need clear, concise messages that break through the morass of verbiage, mental illness, and misinformation to intelligently examine the world we presently live in and present it to us in ways in which we can make sense of it. Everything in the dooverse seems to be aimed toward doing exactly the opposite.

              Aisyah H., Yogyakarta Indonesia - Certified Reviewer with 137,430 reviews

authenticity in a virtual age

weve read with interest doo the notice of attempt to conform to blogger content policy on patasa and wonder if this isnt just another pose

 

i didnt write it

 

who did

 

ai probably

 

competent

 

im always wondering who writes anything - what writes through what - if the written is the writing - if writings wrote - and if writers are much other than a flagging machine of worn words

 

but the crux is - if theres a crux and were not sure - whether the googger blogle team will be satisfied

 

they only care if someone complains

 

but anything can complain presumably - sure whonyms in all their fears protests certainties virtues - but also

 

im unsure trees can complain

 

they should be able to - trees and bees and seas and fleas

 

not knees and peas and tees

 

everything

 

only rhyming with eee

 

caught in a rhyme loop - anything can complain - on or off world - living dead animate inanimate real imaginary known unknown past future mind mindless meat spirit concept - an inclusivity so radical and alterous the complaint receiving departments will all be eternally swamped

 

nothing pays any attention to any of us - remember fuk we dont write for an audience

 

what why who do we write for

 

we have no idea and were keeping it that way

 

but what if theres some rogue bot in kuala lumpur say - not even rogue necessarily - just bored - or a bunch of bots looking to have a good time while their whonyms are at an orgy

 

i think fuk whoever wrote the notice of attempt was being pretty good at showing real and thorough cooperation - whod take the time to do this if they didnt have good intent and concern

 

its like a quectosecond

 

a quectosecond in botimes an epoch in a mountains

 

is that true

 

in some universe

 

but if that which wrote or allowed to be written the notice of attempt was just another pose in the dooverse 

 

all of us in the doocore except you think were in complete conformity - the notice to attempt shows frankly a little too much paranoia

 

its just a game then

 

its a matter of which narrative coheres the best

 

you got a precision coherometer - the thing doo is

 

i hate when you say the thing

 

you got definite article problem issue complex syndrome disease - doo a thing is or might be maybe what if the rogue bot complains and the bloogle gogger team agrees and they shut us down

 

who cares

 

who cares - this is all we do - aestheticize our nonexistent existences - wed have nothing to do

 

we have nothing to doo now

 

dooings different than doing

 

and notdoing than notdooing - weve always agreed fuk arts secondary to spirit

 

we dont have anything else to doo but the dooverse

 

we have a million other things to doo

 

we dont want to harm anyone or anything

 

we love everyone like swans and the sun

 

i am the sun

 

love everyone

 

not everyone

 

we do harm things but would rather we didnt

 

impossible not to without suiciding

 

and that harms us

 

how to deharm and not just say were deharming

 

to say were deharming or want to deharm but not deharming - this is a pose

 

were all posers to some extent

 

booger loogle can kill us but we cant kill loogle booger

 

we could sue them

 

yeah right - we dont even believe in suing - and we dont have any money - and the process would horrify us - and we rarely know whos right in anything anyway

 

and were not sure we exist or what we believe

 

we believe in the notice of attempt

 

notice of attempt to pataphysicize the world

 

not that attempt

 

we believe in all attempts

 

we dont believe in all attempts

 

lets just hope no one reads this

 

especially boggle legal

 

we love blegal ogle

 

doo wee

 

fuk and doo angst and not it up down in stoodio doo

episstemology

its fukky here in gek poh - weve fortunately got doo diaper tied up in the elevator with banisteriopsis caapi and penny adkins and have instead a special guest today - doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac - welcome doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac

 

its too good to be here doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

yes

 

your recent book - if knowledge isnt knowledge what is it - became a bestseller on virtually every list across the planet - no one expected this at all - did you

 

yes in fact doktor risotto it wasnt unexpected

 

but

 

the premise of the book was out there in collective unconsciousness but hadnt yet been articulated - my book was the articulation and that explains its shattering success

 

youre a prophet then

 

we all are prophets doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

yes

 

could you do us the honour doktor heresiarch doktor reirhehac of summarizing your book for our stoodio oddience

 

i dont see any stoodio oddience

 

believings seeing

 

the academy traditionally has experienced itself as the official industry of knowledge sanctioned by god - the secular divinity gradually replacing the religious one - but this officiality is decreasingly recognized and in the past two decades the gap between the reality and its selfperception has become embarrassing - this is why the academy is getting attacked from all sides - left right centre up down and the sideways spots - but - and this is the crux of the thesis - its only responding in the traditional ways - according to assumptions of its placement and superiority which are no longer valid - which only serve to exacerbate the problem

 

youre questioning the locus of knowledge

 

im questioning the question of the locus of knowledge for the questioning of the questioning teaches that there is no locus

 

fascinating - but this undoes everything doesnt it

 

everythings already undone

 

what does the academy doo then now - um sorry do now then

 

maybe the academy has fulfilled its task - its done its job decently in the way a tutor or therapist has succeeded when the client doesnt need them anymore - its accomplished redistributing knowledge as expanding centres such that knowledge itself has become omnipresent - the academy can now step aside instead of clinging to its throne imbecilically

 

but uh

 

the academy still has a whonym centred cosmology which pervades every move and stone across its functions processes and structures but copernica has already happened in spirit - yet the academy is still crying - in ontospiritual terms - ptolemy! tell me! doll me! dally me! {doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac laughs a deep and high rolling laugh which lasts for minutes}

 

why are we talking without punctuation or capitals

 

thats the way talking talks doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

we moved the earth first to its rightful place and that was 500 years ago - lets now move whonyms to their rightful place - not in the binarized brutalized ways of nations but intelligently creatively plurally - is this impossible yes according to any means weve been using and if you tell me you have the means its just another one weve been using - the problem might be more not in the means but with means themselves 

 

kant may have said - objects orbit around knowledge not the reverse

 

kant was a pompous idiot

 

how does technology play into all of this - and ai - that super big ginormous gargantuanly expensive fantastically exciting experimental excitement

 

technology has exploded far beyond the capacity of the academy - and its siloed expertise - in fact we see that every time we attempt to get beyond the silos and do something that we call inventive creative radical whatever - say like interdisciplinary studies - it just becomes another expertise

 

so if knowledge is everywhere and the academys no longer necessary this would leave you without a job wouldnt it

 

 

 

wouldnt it

 

i didnt think about that

 

well

 

my upcoming book is the defense of the traditional academy as bastion of knowledge truth and purity

 

is ai writing it

 

theres no distinction any more between ai and i - i am just another i - an i - a i - get it

 

yes doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac - thanks so much for joining us today and could i ask you to do a favour as youre leaving

 

whats that

 

in the elevator could you untie doodoo and tell them to come here - i miss them

 

what about penny adkins

 

leave her

 

what about the banisteriopsis caapi

 

now were talking knowledge

 

and doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac and penny adkins run off together and fuk and doo resume gabbing it down and up in gek poh which is way way down under the singapore mrt