Thursday, 15 October 2026

episstemology


its fukky here in gek poh - weve fortunately got doo diaper tied up in the elevator with banisteriopsis caapi and penny adkins and have instead a special guest today - doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac - welcome doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac

 

its too good to be here doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

yes

 

your recent book - if knowledge isnt knowledge what is it - became a bestseller on virtually every list across the planet - no one expected this at all - did you

 

yes in fact doktor risotto it wasnt unexpected

 

but

 

the premise of the book was out there in collective unconsciousness but hadnt yet been articulated - my book was the articulation and that explains its shattering success

 

youre a prophet then

 

we all are prophets doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

yes

 

could you do us the honour doktor heresiarch doktor reirhehac of summarizing your book for our stoodio oddience

 

i dont see any stoodio oddience

 

believings seeing

 

the academy traditionally has experienced itself as the official industry of knowledge sanctioned by god - the secular divinity gradually replacing the religious one - but this officiality is decreasingly recognized and in the past two decades the gap between the reality and its selfperception has become embarrassing - this is why the academy is getting attacked from all sides - left right centre up down and the sideways spots - but - and this is the crux of the thesis - its only responding in the traditional ways - according to assumptions of its placement and superiority which are no longer valid - which only serve to exacerbate the problem

 

youre questioning the locus of knowledge

 

im questioning the question of the locus of knowledge for the questioning of the questioning teaches that there is no locus

 

fascinating - but this undoes everything doesnt it

 

everythings already undone

 

what does the academy doo then now - um sorry do now then

 

maybe the academy has fulfilled its task - its done its job decently in the way a tutor or therapist has succeeded when the client doesnt need them anymore - its accomplished redistributing knowledge as expanding centres such that knowledge itself has become omnipresent - the academy can now step aside instead of clinging to its throne imbecilically

 

but uh

 

the academy still has a whonym centred cosmology which pervades every move and stone across its functions processes and structures but copernica has already happened in spirit - yet the academy is still crying - in ontospiritual terms - ptolemy! tell me! doll me! dally me! {doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac laughs a deep and high rolling laugh which lasts for minutes}

 

why are we talking without punctuation or capitals

 

thats the way talking talks doktor risotto

 

doktor fukfuk please

 

we moved the earth first to its rightful place and that was 500 years ago - lets now move whonyms to their rightful place - not in the binarized brutalized ways of nations but intelligently creatively plurally - is this impossible yes according to any means weve been using and if you tell me you have the means its just another one weve been using - the problem might be more not in the means but with means themselves 

 

kant may have said - objects orbit around knowledge not the reverse

 

kant was a pompous idiot

 

how does technology play into all of this - and ai - that super big ginormous gargantuanly expensive fantastically exciting experimental excitement

 

technology has exploded far beyond the capacity of the academy - and its siloed expertise - in fact we see that every time we attempt to get beyond the silos and do something that we call inventive creative radical whatever - say like interdisciplinary studies - it just becomes another expertise

 

so if knowledge is everywhere and the academys no longer necessary this would leave you without a job wouldnt it

 

 

 

wouldnt it

 

i didnt think about that

 

well

 

my upcoming book is the defense of the traditional academy as bastion of knowledge truth and purity

 

is ai writing it

 

theres no distinction any more between ai and i - i am just another i - an i - a i - get it

 

yes doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac - thanks so much for joining us today and could i ask you to do a favour as youre leaving

 

whats that

 

in the elevator could you untie doodoo and tell them to come here - i miss them

 

what about penny adkins

 

leave her

 

what about the banisteriopsis caapi

 

now were talking knowledge

 

and doktor heresiarch doktor resirhehac and penny adkins run off together and fuk and doo resume gabbing it down and up in gek poh which is way way down under the singapore mrt

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