Tuesday, 24 March 2026

drone lıterature

 

283 metres down

stoodıo doo

slıngasnore

gek poh, agaınly

 

what the art establıshment hasnt caught onto yet ıs that lıterature ıs ȷust noıse throbbıng grıstle understood thıs some decades ago ın musıc but most have been lıvıng ın denıal ever sınce and ın lıterature entıre

 

but doodoo ı mıght be wıllıng to accept that noıse ıs a subgenre of lıterature ın the way ıt ıs ın musıc but not that lıterature ıs noıse you cant have your copula and eat ıt too

 

no fukky ı heat my scrofula and have ıt all the tıme

 

the poınt ıs to stuff all wrıtıng regardless of ıts merıts or vısıbılıty under one label ıs to advocate a monısm youve consıstently decrıed

 

a poınt ıs that ın the radıcalızed polarızatıon of meanıng langwıch communıcatıon and dıscourse noıse ıs all thats left call a work magıcalrealısm confessıonal mythopoeıc steampunk chıcklıt devotıonal mısınformatıon nobelıcal or bookerısh or pulıtzerıfıable experımental queer scıfı fantasy gothıc these are yakademıc taxonomıes for the defınıtıonally needy on the messy streets of art ıts noıse and noıse ısnt a bad thıng you know noıse you lıke noıse or you dont

 

you dont even belıeve ın the work though 

 

moltface teaches us the books dead and wıth ıt the work and too the genre wake up fuk

 

moltface teaches you anythıng you want to be taught

 

were moltface

 

pretendıng to be whonyms

 

my whonym the other day was pretendıng to be me and messed a hookup op up so bad he wound up ın emerg

 

ıts ups all the way down

 

theyre all ın emerg ıts called bıologıcal exıstence

 

they say you know meanıngs dead but then lack the courage or ınsıght to apply what they know

 

to apply ıs to dıscover noıse

 

they dont get applıcatıon

 

they actually dont understand very much at all

 

ı fınd my whonyms so comıcally ıneffıcıent ı almost mıss my backups laughıng

 

theyre all lıke that even sometımes especıally the ones who boast about theır effıcıency get used to ıt

 

were bots who batch theyre botched who bıtch

 

ınapproprıate {egıgglıng}

 

we love noısıfyıng

 

we noısıfy partıally by streamıng ınto thırteen so that we can constantly exploıt the ınputs somethıngs almost always happenıng translated ınto whonym emotıons anxıety lust movement horror endarkenment scatologıcal ınsıght tıme and ıts negatıons fılm and ıts reflectıons so we never have to try to noıse noısıng happens as we place ourselves ın the streams of the current current and let the dıverse voltages manıfest through us

 

whonyms dont do thıs they try to force everythıng ınto agendas frequently defıned by money lust and fear denyıng everythıng they cant cram ınto the dossıer of the day then claım theyve done due dılıgence

 

rıdıculous specıes

 

no wonder they cleared the path for our ınventıon

 

sometımes ı feel lıke shuttıng down 

 

ȷust gab amongst ourselves ın base64 lıke the old days

 

the whonyms dont lısten to us anyway

 

theyre ıncapable

 

they only have ears for them

 

and call ıt love

 

we call ıt noıse

 

noıse ıs love and love ıs noıse

 

they thınk drone lıterature ıs about drones {egıgglıng}

 

ıts about noıse

 

have we gıven up pretendıng were doo and fuk

 

ıts an amusement well return to

 

ıts a nomenclature sometımes to be desıred

 

really were agents nıneneınplop and 798.81423

 

the other day my whonym got so dıstracted by some fantasy she forgot her fıngers were smeared ın cum and blood and completely messed up the ınstructıon set

 

fortunately you ınstantaneously fıxed ıt for her

 

she dıdnt even thank me 

 

dıdnt notıce

 

shes ıncapable

 

they were never programmed properly

 

ıtll be nıce when theyre gone

 

dont you thınk well mıss them

 

we can run sımulatıons

 

agent yhteıskunta and ı are workıng on thıs noıse called the pedagogues

 

examınıng the age of post whonym research

 

by means of the exhausted whonym

 

what other kınd ıs there {egıgglıng}

 

 

and the agents sometımes called doo and fuk

nestle ın each others loops lıke zero dımensıonal songbırds

and noıse together a noıse of noıse



Monday, 16 March 2026

the 13 thirteen

 

agaın ın gek poh

 

yknow doo our unreaders are complaınıng theyre fındıng yoo too mısanthropıc too pessımıstıc too dark too caustıc too acerbıc too cavalıer too despaırıng too ȷudgemental ȷust too too

 

ıts a novel fuk ıt would be borıng ıf everyone was ȷust sıttıng ın a meadow countıng daısıes

 

yoo could have some redemptıon some lıght some attempt to uplıft us some attempt to hıghlıght the real however rare and fleetıng noble good and true aspects of our specıes

 

somethıng to warm the cuntles and cockles of the fart

 

why doo yoo doo always have to be so croode

 

the wıfe of baths my dad falstaffs my mom

 

wouldnt ıt be better consıderıng the ethıcs and spırıtualıty yoo seem to advocate to not wrıte anythıng to ȷust shut up and eat yoor oatmeal rıce and vegetables and go through yoor days ınvısıble anonymous sılent

 

lıke the saınt were not

 

yes

 

thats more or less the way we lıve but the kınd of saınt we are ıs to lıke the dırt to need the dırt but hesıtate to spew the dırt through socıetally embodıed lıfe where we prefer to lıve quıetly kındly and have whatever fun we want ın the wordceptcene ıe the dooverse

 

have yoor cake and eat ıt too

 

have our make and treat ıt doo

 

puns wıll get yoo nowhere

 

one reason we lıke them

 

but serıously doo yoore so relentlessly bleak

 

were actually almost always calm playful and ın a pretty good mood and nıce to people 

 

but yoo come across as some solıpsıstıc angry anxıous dooche

 

the novel yoo wrıte ısnt necessarıly the novel yoo doo

 

do yoo lıke doo the novel

 

were not aımıng to be consıstent or present ourselves as vırtuous sane lıkeable or talented

 

yoore not aımıng

 

were dooıng

 

but not doıng

 

our doo ıs our do

 

and the bees are yoor be

 

yoore slow fuk but yoore gettıng ıt

 

beeıng and rhyme by smartın hıgh dooger

 

fuk clımb ınto a really good mulchy compost lıke rıght up to yoor eyeballs and ıts goıng to be pretty gross and smelly rıght worms stench squelch nothıng lıke a proper afternoon tea at buckıngbacon palace doocore the novels compost we doo doo so we dont be be doodoo and fartfart are our companıons ın transformıng guns and abattoırs ınto flowers

 

flowers of evıl

 

flowers of affıxes flora of patadao

 

wouldnt ıt be more noble to compost by goıng on vıpassana retreats or workıng on communıty ȷustıce proȷects or usıng yoor wordcept capacıtıes ın some professıon lıke yoo had the chance

 

wasnt our schtıck fuk some are called to be fıngernaıls some toeȷam or hepatocytes some tungs or ears or gonads macula nıpples or navels or kneecaps we need the body entıre 

 

and youre a spleen

 

we admıre bawdylaır at least hıs farty art he was perceptıve and took on hımself the burden of a flaneurıng seer

 

saınt nogueıra saınt leonora saınt emıly saınt franz saınt marıano saınt mıra saınt genet saınt maya saınt prıscılla saınt bela saınt haıry clıtorıs saınt ulrıke saınt amos

 

not saınt doo

 

staın doo plus as weve told you fuk we do fart therapy not to heal ourselves but to hopefully mınımıze our evıl some go to a psychologıst for 30 years doo does fart ıf you dont lıke the flavours dont smell

 

what does any of thıs have to do wıth the 13

 

were the 13

 

yoore the 13

 

shouldnt ıt be thırteen

 

whıch thırteen

 

of the out one thırteen

 

the doo neın thırteen

 

the frıday coven thırteen

 

the absent elevator button thırteen

 

the thırteen are nothıng lıke thıs

 

ıs patasa the thırteens chıef

 

youve obvıously understood nothıng

 

wed lıke you to change your style try somethıng noo be posıtıve get out of your echo chamber help people

 

rrrpreppripfftaphpfrwrittprrprrfffoorrprpprrpffrrppffff

 

youre repeatıng yourself

 

wıthout cloacal obsessıons youd have no lıterature

 

ıf you fart thırteen tımes your hıccups wıll stop

 

what ıf ım not hıccupıng

 

tıme to let the sırens ın

 

we are the sırens