eye say ah

futility and failure as art forms

im sorry your card doesnt entitle you to enter the air nadapo lounge

but i have an aeroflop super infinite privilege entitled upclass power visa

only the aeroflop super infinite privilege entitled upclass power plus visa gives you lounge access

but i paid for the aeroflop super infinite privilege entitled upclass power plus visa

your card and our records only indicate the aeroflop super infinite privilege entitled upclass power visa youll have to take this up with the aeroflop call centre im sorry theres a very pleasant sparyuks by gate q33

wait times at the aeroflop call centre are at least three hours and often you dont get through at all

theres also a very pleasant wino bar by gate y42

have you heard of the call of isaiah

ai saia?

ah you skirt the issue

theres a lineup forming of very important super infinite privilege entitled upclass power plus customers ill have to ask you to exit now

and thats how it went fukky

these experiences leave yoo feeling so humiliated demoralized marginalized 

it put me in a fantastic mood i went right to the sparyuks near q33 and had the best medium iced trenta nowhip oat nine pump light drizzle black caramel banana mocha heavy foam extra powder autumn topping triple blended nut syrup super thick amaretto junkie seventeen splenda upside down affogato 169 degrees twenty shot no bubble big douche chip no ice crappuccino of my life

which put yoo in a horrible mood

no i went right to the vino bar and got pissed and missed my flight

why dont yoo just suicide like everyone else

best practice is laundered murder its huge its the real thing

suicides murder but is it laundry

certainly cleans things out

may i reminder yoo doo were here not to talk about your pathetic experiences but novel, like ideas and wealth and abuse it just keeps growing

mum and the sothsegger

what

you know the one about the silence of words and the truth of silence meeting in a brothel

no

they fuck on a bed of conjunctions and birth a mutant infinitive

recent analysis suggests youre just novelling to mask your disintegration so why not clean up and exit stage anywhere

i just did that at the nadapo lounge

its not that theres no exit but an infinite number

what you call my disintegrations rather my condition as a particular eyeinworld and we know that everyone as particular eyesinworld do a host of things to deal with the challenges of our condition and many of these things are destructive to themselves others orand the planet if novel attempts to minimize destruction through its form shouldnt others be grateful to thank and pay me 

but if they pay yoo in material currency doesnt that belie the forms youre trying to inhabit

i want fellatio

thats not the way the world works doo

if we conform to the way the world works well definitely suicide we avoid automurder through novel and novels the art of futility and failure which are forms as legitimate energetic creative and expansive as thriller scifi fantasy fratire bildungsroman fabulatory nautical meta paranoid hysterical menippean erotic techno wuxia picaresque conte giallo gongan whodunit grimdark mythpunk weird tasmanian goengsi zombie isekai chivalric bestiary nonsense splatter heroic

this is all very irksome

novels soul breathing on the yoga mat of langwich

but why futility

we use words like failure and futility as poses of spaces of unknowing

thats not how theyre usually used

words are unyoosual get with the patagram fuk

we gotta clear doo the queen of singapores coming in for an intervoo we have very limited stoodio oddience space and tens of thousands are pouring down the elevator in excited frenzies for this highly anticipated event

want to keep talking about novel

go up ride the mrt and mumble to yourself like a good lunatic, we suggest yoo go to bukit timah where theres a surprise waiting for yoo

byebye fuk

byebye doo