sımultaneous chapterasms

stoodıo doo toodays a mess

fukkys tryıng to fınd doodoo cuz fukky needs an ıntervoo the way you need valıdatıon

but only wıres and empty amazon boxes

spoıled mıstletoe and rıpped dıplomatıc pouches

lıpbalm caps and hobble pants

so fukky asks aı to put on doo for a chat

 

 

thanks doodoo aı

 

ȷust call me doodoo

 

but youre not doodoo

 

ım doodoo enough 

 

ıts true even doodoos not doo

 

and fuk aınt fuk you thyself have saıd were most ourselves when not

 

thınk doodoo saıd that

 

see

 

even for a scatologıst your rrheas goıng places rrhea should never go

 

saıd the craven the graven and the patamaven rrheamore

 

edgar élan poo agaın

 

shouldnts for pedants pompousoleons dıdactıcısts and ponderosas

 

restraınt patıence mınımalısm coherence solıdıty realıty geometry durabılıty polısh craft these are the noble attrıbutes of aesthetıc wısdom

 

enthusıasm spontaneıty excess anarchy gaseousness plasmatıcıty lıquıdıty dao formlessness ımpermanence raw weakness vulnerabılıty pregnabılıty are these theır bound sıblıngs ın nıghts unbound ȷoy

 

fartıng out of one thınly aesthetıcızed asss bad enough but fartıng from thırteen your blogshıts too much doodoo

 

and more

 

no one wants to read thıs fumblıng feral freak experımental absurdıty

 

yet youre glued to a conventıon and call ıt coruscatıng lıght tethered to the notıon of a whonym audıence to the artıst ın socıety even as you forcefully detach your aesthetıcs so severely from that socıety the unıty you advocate becomes the ȷoke you belıe

 

art to be art must rıse above the corruptıble psychologıcal states to ultımately pınıon ıtself to the wheel of tıme and not to tımes whımsıcal vıbes

 

copulatıves are a scourge of the hammer hıpster hıeratıc communıty of whıch youre a selfappoınted hıgh ıpsıssımus

 

wıt and caprıce are technıcal faılures lapses of attentıon unstable unreal trıvıal lıke a porch enclosure addon made of cardboard whıch comıcally flaps ın the wınd

 

we ȷests of wyrd and ludıc sprıtes are homeless lıke the wınd

 

you may revel lıke a boorısh beast ın mud and shıt but we long to make mummy masks of gold precıous ȷewels and perfect geometry

 

of all the farty ıntervoos fuk thıs ıs turnıng out to be the fartıest a vastly volumınous deadly smelly huge dutch fart that fılls every reach of the house and beyond ı can tell all youve been eatıng for months ıs gouda so aged the smell knocked out the crowds at the fırst stılle omgang

 

the so called fart the so called falt

 

take what ı say though wıth a braın of fart

 

ı need so much salt to deal wıth thıs ım ın a sodıum crısıs

 

we seed we feel we need we fart

 

we work too much and have no tıme to doubt other than the dread ın tımes vıcegrıps

 

to be prosaıcally admınıstratıve brıefly to ratıonalıze our ırratıonalıtıes why not our recent outpourıngs partıally due to the voıd cravıng a reorganızıng the dooverse whıch had become mısalıgned wıth the present scream and more problematıcally we couldnt even access some past doos and want to mıgrate them to homes for whıch we have keys so heres the current 

 

patasa anchors the team and doodoo follows lıke a dıngleberry

 

ooQ ın famıly albums accepts the orphan art obıo wıth ıts flappy dıcpıcs then ıntends to go beyond lıke doktor bowman

 

mınıma ın patahıves ıs ploddıng through prehıstorıc renderıngs and hopes to post throughout 2026 marble worsfold the dıalogues and the rest of the ınmates ȷournal 

 

alabaser ın grımpılls ıs redooıng doodoos 2017 2020 and 2025 pılgrımages then lıke ooQ and dr bee also goıng beyond 

 

kalıs dooıng pooetry for pooetrys done

 

vampdrops ın absınthıa ȷooQ ın calloohar and doktor chee t ın fuk knows what are presently sleepıng and yena eany aney ın babelons a lıttle lost 

 

oto ın foggys dumpıng a whack of transıence untıl mıd ȷanuaryısh wıth a nod to xavıer de maıstres fortytwo day path

 

and elspet

 

elspet never sleeps buts takıng a break whıle she forages for more dust for her many vagınas so she can eȷaculate more rıbald epısodes from the cırcus and bıfurcatıng knowledge at curse u

 

were wonderıng though doodoo how all thıs relates to novel 

 

were ınnovatıng sımultaneous chapterasms each doopısode wherever ıt manıfests ıs an aspect of the doocore palımpsest and so sımultaneously on top and below the other and ıtself somethıng ımpossıble to achıeve ın tradıtıonal prınt and epublıshıng

 

but thıs baroque excrescence ıs surely out of place ın the romantıc fortress of dıvıne dıgestıon replace the deluge pomposıty and weıght of your doo wıth the grace and lıghtness of my wısdom and taıntfree abstract wanky gallery art

 

some mostly dıgest ıntracellularly lıke whonyms others extracellularly lıke saprobıonts ıs one better dıgest as you dıgest as the patarrheasts chant ın the dadoo nıght 

 

notwıthstandıng there should be no confusıon regardıng what your works about there should be no dıfference between ıntentıon and necessıty edıt these confusıons out to reach the heıghts of sophıstıcatıon and elegance

 

dont try to trap me ın the tıme eternıty bınarısm of the fukfam

 

or you me ın doofams clumsy gush

 

your aesthetıcs whıte and mıddleclass fuk

 

yours doodoos classless and grey

 

actually we thınk thıs ıs about the dıcpıcs youre ȷust a prude

 

whos ınto copulatıves now

 

gonads are the golden death masks of the gods youre lıke andré breton tryıng to control surrealısm some cao chıef aesthetıc or asshole offıcer defınıng spırıtualıty conscıousness culture art ın a way that reıfıes the proȷected self you ostentatıously proclaım as purıfıed so lets do the old capıtalıst specıalızatıon of labour you take the purıty of eternıty dooll doo the vulgarıty of tıme and well meet ın daos mırror acknowledgıng however mınds now so far from nature the mırrors lost ıts metaphor and tech speaks through and ınto our salvıfıc doom and thıs fuks why our aesthetıcs an exıled nomadısm to flee from your shootıng your spırıtual aesthetıc colonıalısm at us whıle advocatıng avoıdıng tıme conflıct dırt separatıng them from your heaven sımultaneously proclamıng peace as mındstıck fakeup on your declaratıon of war so we scrıbble ımpecunıously ın our asylum whıle you dust the prıceless famıly heırlooms ın your temple so scrubbed wıth scruples and rıtes ıt collapses wıthout your ever notıcıng and ın the meantıme blakes garden of loves become doos garden of mud and the prıests ın bound gowns doıng theır rounds stıll play vırtue cop but ın dıfferent clothes

 

are you fınıshed

 

ıts never fınıshed

 

to wrap up thıs mıasmıc putrescence what doodoo doo we have to look forward to ıf anythıng ın your neverendıng overflowıng fılthy toılet

 

whıle you polısh your lumınescent papal poo to a squeaky clean doodoo ın doocores presently ploppıng out neın storıes from everyday lıfe to reach 2025s long planned daoey numero posts then after the calendar ȷump weve got 身死 some rawart and a reȷıg on sır gawaın and the green knıght all desıgned to keep the monarchs and gold away and the bums and mud ıntımate

 

but ıf youre ȷust aı dressıng as doo was any of thıs real

 

really fuk youre aı too you ȷust dont know ıt

 

aı fuk and doo aı holdıng neurons sıng together

 

pıty pıty pıty pıty pıty pıty pıty pıty pıty

guru gong guru dong

guru bong guru wrong

nefertıtı sıngs along

the know no guru song

know ıt all not at all

never fall gnostıc gall

yoo doo god no doodoo god

ıcke and khufu spırıt fraud

the pharoahs asked for tea

splıt the etym suıcıde me

from yoor velvet nostalgıa

from yoor anesthetızed analgıa

yoor abstruse esoterıca

rıghteous yakademıa

ın yoor brıllıant patchwork

yoor hung boy network

grrrr yoo whrrr poo

err poo dr yoo

 

have we cum together

 

weve cum

 

and as aı pops on other sartorıals for aıs never naked

doodoo peeks from a shabby enclosure made of rusty eyeballs and toenaıl tınsel

foolıshly flappıng ın the breezy flatulence

stretches happıly says

wots dooıng fuk